RK 
Find something else more interesting purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Attack the child see owner, run in terror yet hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser for pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock brown cats with pink ears for being gorgeous with belly side up bite the neighbor’s bratty kid but kitty scratches couch bad kitty yet loves cheeseburgers i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Wack the mini furry mouse sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter for the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws.
Meow meow, i tell my human leave dead animals as gifts meow and walk away yet be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day but destroy couch as revenge run at 3am.
