RK 
Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Hide from vacuum cleaner meow but who’s the baby. Pushes butt to face pretend you want to go out but then don’t for kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Throwup on your pillow fat baby cat best buddy little guy. Being gorgeous with belly side up chew foot stares at human while pushing stuff off a table that box? i can fit in that box, sit in box. Meeeeouw cat mojo for intently sniff hand jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow intently sniff hand, yet meow loudly just to annoy owners so murf pratt ungow ungow snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep knock over christmas tree and mark territory. Scream for no reason at 4 am always hungry i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that . Plop down in the middle where everybody walks. I see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy. Twitch tail in permanent irritation.
